Today's Track : Counting Crows - Long December

A long December
And there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last.

Every 3 years I go on this walk through the woods and I find a pretty little nymph who offers me cotton candy and popcorn. I gracefully accept knowing full well that the cotton candy and the popcorn are going to rot my teeth. Each time I think the nymph looks prettier and is more benevolent than the last. Each time I’m horribly wrong and I find myself waking up to a cackling witch who passes me my nasty dentures. Hopefully this time I’ll wake up with my teeth intact and nymph panties and bra lying on the floor.

(somehow, somewhere I think this whole analogy violates nymph laws...)